superficial

  1. Hey you kids! Turn down that loud music!

  2. Jenn

    Face of a man who can’t get no satisfaction without the aid of little blue pills.

  3. Hank E. Ring

    GET OFF MY LAWN!

  4. Wait…”I can’t get no”??…Double negative. Huh…son of a bitch.

  5. “Perhaps Keith was right. Maybe I do have a tiny dodger.”

  6. Somebody just spotted a Bagginses.

  7. Enough with the World War Z adds.

  8. Rick

    Auntie?

  9. Ian McKellan laughs at him.

  10. Wondering if maybe he should have finished accounting school

  11. Still living large on all that Freejack money, I see.

  12. ANUSTART

    Dayum! Harry Styles had one hell of a rough ass night!

  13. bigalkie

    Janice Dickinson ” It’s like a button on a fur coat”.

  14. Peter

    Maybe he’ll jump. Ya think?

  15. Petra

    Just imagine waking up to this in the morning, and just look at his cold, discussing clammy hands. I bet he smells funny, too.

  16. Don Knotts ponders life.

  17. Sometimes Mick thinks about ending it all, then just as he’s about to jump over the ledge, all of the pussy he’s ever had and all of the pussy he still gets and he finds the strength to go on.

  18. “Dalmatians… I’ll make myself a coat out of the finest dalmatian puppies or my name isn’t Cruela De Ville!!”

  19. Robb7

    Still has good hair.

  20. I’m convinced as they age he and Martina Navratilova are slowly merging into a single person

  21. “…you know, maybe I *should* have banged Bowie when I had the chance.”

  22. Has anyone announced a “missing elderly” bulletin in Boston lately?

  23. Andie

    Dreg wins.

  24. When did Madonna go back to brunette?

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