Hey you kids! Turn down that loud music!
Face of a man who can’t get no satisfaction without the aid of little blue pills.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my lawn.
Wait…”I can’t get no”??…Double negative. Huh…son of a bitch.
“Perhaps Keith was right. Maybe I do have a tiny dodger.”
Somebody just spotted a Bagginses.
Enough with the World War Z adds.
Ian McKellan laughs at him.
Wondering if maybe he should have finished accounting school
Still living large on all that Freejack money, I see.
No, just still bummed they won’t greenlight the reboot.
Dayum! Harry Styles had one hell of a rough ass night!
Janice Dickinson ” It’s like a button on a fur coat”.
Maybe he’ll jump. Ya think?
Just imagine waking up to this in the morning, and just look at his cold, discussing clammy hands. I bet he smells funny, too.
What subject are his hands discussing?
Dude, aren’t you listening?
Don Knotts ponders life.
Sometimes Mick thinks about ending it all, then just as he’s about to jump over the ledge, all of the pussy he’s ever had and all of the pussy he still gets and he finds the strength to go on.
Never mind the $305 million dollars he’s worth. But pussy? Yep, that’ll keep a guy putting one foot in front of the other!
Graveyards are filled with millionaires, you can’t take it with you.
That was kind of my point.
“Dalmatians… I’ll make myself a coat out of the finest dalmatian puppies or my name isn’t Cruela De Ville!!”
Still has good hair.
I’m convinced as they age he and Martina Navratilova are slowly merging into a single person
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