“Look! I swear! I did not masturbate to you! Honest!… Oh sorry, wrong hand.
Looks like her mood ring is saying, “Get the fuck out of my face.”
She should have known what she was in for when she signed up to be the Royal Incubator.
Harry obviously letting Kate know she’d have conceived quintuplets if he’d been riding her pussy instead of her asshole during their DP session with his bro.
…and as soon as you pump out this kid, I will be as useless as tits on a bull. Then I can move to Vegas and live the life of a Kardashian.
“Harry, I do NOT care what the five fingers said to the face!”
Apparently, she doesn’t have any interest in where that hand had just been.
“Look, it’s Harry palm.”
Wow, these British guards really *don’t* move or react no matter how hard you try!
Sad thing is he doesn’t even realize he’s at Madame Tussauds
“I’m not touching youuuuuu…”
“Just got laid… HIGH FIVE!”
“Fuck off you little ginger prick!”
“You’re going to be carrying my baby next. High five! No? Ok.”
“Katie, be a dear and prove to the world that you are not brain dead and call out the number of fingers you see…”
“Trooping the Colour…???” Oh, damn. I thought it said “Shtupping the Coloureds,” the annual tradition of banging the housekeeping staff.
Not touching, can’t get mad … not touching…
HARRY: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Look guys, she’s gone so Stepford that her pupils don’t even move anymore!
She’s fucking sexy.
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