1. “Look! I swear! I did not masturbate to you! Honest!… Oh sorry, wrong hand.

  2. Looks like her mood ring is saying, “Get the fuck out of my face.”

  3. Cock Dr

    She should have known what she was in for when she signed up to be the Royal Incubator.

  4. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Harry obviously letting Kate know she’d have conceived quintuplets if he’d been riding her pussy instead of her asshole during their DP session with his bro.

  5. George P Burdell

    …and as soon as you pump out this kid, I will be as useless as tits on a bull. Then I can move to Vegas and live the life of a Kardashian.

  6. “Harry, I do NOT care what the five fingers said to the face!”

  7. anonymous

    Apparently, she doesn’t have any interest in where that hand had just been.

  8. “Look, it’s Harry palm.”

  9. Rick

    Wow, these British guards really *don’t* move or react no matter how hard you try!

  10. The Brown Streak

    Sad thing is he doesn’t even realize he’s at Madame Tussauds

  11. “I’m not touching youuuuuu…”

  12. “Just got laid… HIGH FIVE!”
    “Fuck off you little ginger prick!”

  13. “You’re going to be carrying my baby next. High five! No? Ok.”

  14. “Katie, be a dear and prove to the world that you are not brain dead and call out the number of fingers you see…”

  15. “Trooping the Colour…???” Oh, damn. I thought it said “Shtupping the Coloureds,” the annual tradition of banging the housekeeping staff.

  16. Me

    Not touching, can’t get mad … not touching…

  17. HARRY: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!

    KATE: WHAT!?!

    HARRY: Hi.

  18. EricLR

    Look guys, she’s gone so Stepford that her pupils don’t even move anymore!

  19. She’s fucking sexy.

  20. “Helloooo…anyone there???….Nothin….”

  21. zoey13

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  22. Kyyle

    “Okay, five. Five thousand pounds if you’ll get Pippa to go out with me.”

  23. Blunt force trauma

    “Smell my fingers! No , Come on , smell my fingers ! Don’t you want to know what my fingers smell like ?
    I’ll give you a hint , they smell like someone you know!, Come on , smell my fingers !!!”

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