superficial

  1. Wow, Christopher Reeve is really doing well.

  2. He might not be back…

  3. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Not pictured: Ahnold telling him to get to da choppier waves.

  4. Is he the one with the Mexican twin?

  5. Smapdi

    Arnold is unlikely to be impressed with Patrick’s attempt at the action movie genre as “The New Aquaman”.

  6. “I have to go now, my planet needs me”

    Note: Patrick died on the way back to his home planet.

  7. caley

    Shortly after receiving a text from his father: “Get yore ahss to Mahs!” (Yes, even Arnold types in his accent).

  8. Trying out the maids new power washer.

  9. tlmck

    Screaming like a giddy schoolgirl all the way.

  10. ANUSTART

    Not nearly as funny as Karl Pilkington and the jetpack!

  11. He makes Tom Brady going down the water slide look manly.

  12. The Brown Streak

    Cobra’s new weapons just aren’t as good anymore since their budget cuts.

  13. “HASTA LA VISTA DADDY!”

  14. Helge

    Fly board, I’ve never heard or seen such a thing…it must be nice to be rich.

  15. “And I jizz in my pants.”

  16. “Da goggles…! Dey do noss-ing!!”

  17. What the fuck is a flyboard?

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