This is the best that Sarah Jessica Parker has looked in awhile.
I’m just going to…ugh…reach really far down your throat and…mmmph….get a grip on your heart and…uuhhh…RIP IT OUT.
High performance when you need it most. …you can go swimming, horseback riding…anytime. New Playtex Sport.
first the team up of Kate Upton and Cameron Diaz now Sarah Jessica parker and Katherine Heigl
So, who had June 16th in the pool for when Katherine Heigl finally shoots one of “those” movies?
Katherine Heigl as Catherine the Great
You don’t think I’m a crazy psycho bitch, right, Mr. Horsecock?
Somewhere right now Matthew Broderick is looking at this photo and stroking his dick.
Doubt it, the horse appears to be a female.
You can catch porn like this anytime on the Internet. No big deal.
Although if a promo for a live show…is this photo from Mexico?
I thought that was the horse’s tongue.
And yet, another blonde that never quite got the term “ride the hog.”
So this is what it takes to satisfy her. Figures. No wonder she is always so grumpy.
Why is she marrying a horse?
Looks like she finally ran out of human men that would put up with her inherent cuntiness.
I bet that slaughterhouse doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?
So, I dont get it, she married the horse?
I’d like to shove my finger up her ass to the third knuckle while I munch on her clit…but only till her knees give out.
So the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
I love that one.
Run, boy! Run like the wind!
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