superficial

  1. Hoff does the “Not My Arms” challenge.

  2. Mimi

    “And these are what I REALLY wanted to wear on Baywatch but the damn producers said NO!! I HAD SO MUCH MORE TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD!!!”

  3. The back of his shirt says “JACK”.

  4. “I MISSED BOTH LEG HOLES!”

  5. JimBB

    “Mr. Hasselhoff, we’ve already told you that we don’t know anything about any press conference. This is a Carmike Cinemas movie theater and we need you to leave.”

  6. Suck It Trebek

    The name David Hasselhoff should not be used in the same sentence as press conference.

  7. “Hoff” is the sound he makes now when he tries to put on that red swimsuit.

  8. Hoff:
    Hairy
    Old
    Fat
    Fucker

  9. Wait until he finds out that they are for his talking car.

  10. waynemoores

    Holy fuck, when I first looked I thought it was Donald Trump screaming that Obama was born in Kenya…still.

  11. Swearin

    Oh, thank God he’s wearing that shirt, people might forget who he is

  12. “All right…which one of you fuckers stole my thong and left these in my locker?”

  13. “Who wears short shorts ? The Hoff does !”

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