superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    It’s not exactly the look of love there is it?

  2. Crabs??? I thought you meant we were going to Red Lobster?

  3. phantomduck

    are you threatening me with that?

  4. Is that her pubic hair in her right hand? If so, his expression makes sense.

  5. Ever seen a man get his ass kicked with a loofa?

  6. Flatliner

    That’s when Fergie said ‘say hello to my little friend’.

  7. Maybe you should go with the next size up Kate.

  8. ooh that smell, can’t you smell that smell, the smell of death around you

  9. Wait…Kate Walsh is Princess Clara?

  10. Wait until he gets a look at that cottage cheese ass!

  11. Em

    Death by merkin.

  12. I guess the other side’s not that much better.

  13. “Goddamit Chris, did you just say ‘Quaid…start the reactor’? “

  14. Now *this* is the photo where I intended to say

    I have no idea who either of these people are.

  15. fuckface

    “Could you Luffa my stretch marks?”

  16. “Please tell me you spilled a cherry pie in your lap.”

  17. “Are you surprised mine is bigger than yours?”

  18. Vlad

    Holy crap! I only thought hands and feet got pruny in water!

  19. GrilledCheese

    Gah, it doesnt look any better from the front than it did in the back…

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