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  1. Dingleberry

    No. Of course I don’t have Xander in this bag…it would be much smaller. This bag is for things that are important to me.

  2. Those pants are so far up her ass you can almost see the stick.

  3. “This bags looks heav- Holy shit, did it just move?”

  4. Flatliner

    Looks like she had a shiver run down her spine. If so, ice cubes should be popping out of her ass any minute now.

  5. JimBB

    ♫ Goin’ to the dumpster, one part at a time. ♪

  6. That bag looks awfully heavy, anyone seen her kid lately? Was she seen purchasing knives and a lot of plastic wrap lately?

  7. Slappy Magoo

    Do these pants make my children look neglected?

  8. Where is your kid January…WHAT’S IN THE BAG!!

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