superficial

  1. bitch, there ain’t no steam comin’ from those pots. don’t front.

  2. Silly girl… you don’t have to reheat Tic Tacs and Red Bull.

  3. She has no idea what the machine she’s leaning on does.

  4. Why do I feel like Terry Richardson’s standing on the back of that oven with no pants on taking aim.

  5. The only Ford I would drive.

  6. Now that’s cooking with gas!

    I’m serious, it’s a gas stove…which are much nicer to cook with. I’m sorry if that sounded like I was making a sexist remark.

  7. I Google Image searched her (can we start saying GIS’d? We’ve acronymed everything else anyway and I hate typing that out), and she has a serious case of Trailer Face.

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