bitch, there ain’t no steam comin’ from those pots. don’t front.
Silly girl… you don’t have to reheat Tic Tacs and Red Bull.
She has no idea what the machine she’s leaning on does.
As far as she knows it’s a fuck stand.
So you’d reject her because she can’t cook?
Yes. Any sane man who wants to have a marriage that goes longer than 4 years would wisely reject any woman who can’t cook. If she can’t cook, you can’t trust her with your kids. And if you can’t trust her with your kids, then fuck that. You can have any ol’ skank.
Now, if you’re just looking for someone to bang until the right woman comes along… well then, who gives a rat’s ass if she can cook or not!
These types of comments make me thank Christ I am never having kids.
I hear you on never having kids.
Of course not. I’d be in there like swimwear.
I dated (and married) a girl who lived with her parents.
She also lived 200mi away, so I had to drive up to visit.
For a year, she cooked the most incredible meals for me.
The day we were married, she told me her mom cooked,
she couldn’t even boil water. It was all a big fucking lie.
We were married 8 years, she never actually cooked.
Every meal was a TV dinner, we ate out, or leftovers.
Marry a girl that can cook, I learned the hard way.
I *can* cook, I just hate cooking.
I hate doing dishes more, though, so if a guy is willing to do the latter, I’m willing to do the former.
Why do I feel like Terry Richardson’s standing on the back of that oven with no pants on taking aim.
The only Ford I would drive.
Now that’s cooking with gas!
I’m serious, it’s a gas stove…which are much nicer to cook with. I’m sorry if that sounded like I was making a sexist remark.
I Google Image searched her (can we start saying GIS’d? We’ve acronymed everything else anyway and I hate typing that out), and she has a serious case of Trailer Face.
No because GIS systems already exist, Geographic Information Systems. Sorry.
You can just say “Googled”. The fact that you looked at images is implied in the trailer-face confirmation.
‘Googled’ from now on it is.
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