superficial

  1. renotastic

    Oh a horse is a horse, of course, of course.
    And no one can talk to a horse, of course.
    That is, of course, unless you’re very wealthy
    or influential in the entertainment industry.

  2. She used to have much nicer hooves.

  3. Yes you see California Chrome is my cousin… not my brother.

  4. Sandra

    “No no Mane n Tail is the best shampoo to use. Much much better than Show Sheen for daily cleaning.”

  5. Holy shit, I thought this was an up skirt at first.

  6. Cindi

    I guess this is what comes from worrying whether your husband is drunk and driving with the kids.

  7. JimBB

    Christ, will someone just throw her the apple already?

  8. “And I turn my hooves inward and I go CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP in the horse ring and no Red Bottom horse shoes.

  9. Joe Blow

    “Wait, wait, wait…. they make glue from WHAT?????

  10. “I am confident I will be able to accomplish winning all 3 races next year and claim the elusive Triple Crown”

  11. a pigeon-toed horse? what?

  12. Dear Lord!! That woman’s skin is so sinewy that if Madonna were to walk in she’d say, “Who’s that veiny bitch?”

  13. her feet look like $30 worth of trout bait stuffed in $3 worth of stockings.

  14. Swearin

    Hey Sarah Jessica Parker, close your legs! What, were you born in a barn?!

  15. tlmck

    Well shod.

  16. JTodd428

    Oh come on people. This joke is really getting old. SJP is a wonderful wife, mother and philanthropist. She doesn’t deserve to be saddled with insults like these.

    AH SHIT.

  17. “Yes Matthew and I have a stable relationship”

  18. Dee Snider looks like shit.

  19. hmmmm . . didn’t realize they made hoove polish in that color . . . nice

  20. Say what you will about this woman, but I am fucking impressed at her lack of plastic surgery. I mean, that must take some serious fucking restraint.

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