Lindsay Lohan at the DKNY menswear show at Victoria Embankment in London. (June 15, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Scratching them crabs.
Biggest Moose Knuckle Ive ever seen in my life!
Ladies, if you’re going to scratch yourselves, don’t wear a see through skirt.
Most people wait to masturbate in private, but I guess when the client is paying, he calls the tune.
So that’s how she gets out with the jewelry…. the old vagina suitcase trick. Just like Mary Poppin’s handbag…
Paris Hilton trick?
Where will you be when your herpes flares up?
Must be one of those new tampons that you can change on the fly.
Someone forgot to use their safety line. That’s a long climb back out.
Plus it’s dark, and it smells.
Its that look she gives while she finger bangs herself that gets her close to the Bai Ling crazy level.
Every time she scratches, it’s a crab holocaust.
She’s such an angry drunk that even her vagina’s throwing punches.
You see, when you’re in a constant state of drug and alcohol induced euphoria, your sense of shame and appropriate social boundaries recedes into the shadows. Oh and Lohan’s probably pretty fucked up, too.
Is it giving birth?
It all makes sense now. She’s been harboring Quato under her shirt this whole time. “Open your mind,..Open yooouuuurr mmmmiiiiinnnnddd….OOOOOOOOppppppppeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn yyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr mmmmmmmmiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnddddddd”
Just don’t open it so far that whatever’s left of your brains falls out.
“Why do you think they call me firecrotch, you didn’t think it was because I had red hair now, did you?”
It’s nice to see even professionals will make a basic amateur mistake every once in a while. Take Miss Lohan here for example – she was in such a tizzy that’s it’s obvious she forgot and left the fist in.
So, a menswear company pays PR fees to a woman who doesn’t use underwear? Motto for this campaign: “Everyone In Commando!”
Looks like the miscarriage left a hand behind.
I want to do to this comment what Lindsay’s hand is doing to her vagina.
“Hey man, that’s Lindsay Lohan…Are you going to try and tap that?”
“Man, I’m tappin’ that right now!”
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