Jackie Chan and John Cusack at the 17th Shanghai International Film Festival press conference in Shanghai. (June 15, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
It’s very rare to be able to say “Nice melons” to an Asian chick in my experience. I take advantage to every opportunity.
I was going to go with something along the lines of:
“Heh, one of them has no balls.”
John Cusack, with the same smug expression that he’s had since 1987.
He’s entering the Spacey Quadrant.
Is it racist that it took me longer to find Jackie Chan than it did John Cusack?
That’s not Jackie Chan. That’s the Asian kid showing up in all the paparazzi photos lately. And yes, you’re racist.
Was John Cusack looking for Jackie Chan?
“I came to this festival and all I got was a ball and an Asian hooker”
Sounds like a lyric from a Steel Panther song.
John Cusack always looks in every single photograph as if he was somewhere else. Anywhere else. He makes Keanu Reeves look free-spirited.
After Jackie and his friends greeted Chris Tucker at the airport , he swore he would never do another Rush Hour movie.
Wow, I like the one next to Cusack. She’s one in a billion!
Subtitle Melons “Jackie… John… Ching… Chong…”
“It mean ‘House Chow Mein — No substitution.'”
“…when they told me I would be holding Jackie Chan’s balls, this wasn’t what I had in mind.”
Cusack: “Jackie, when do I get to bang all these hot Asian chicks”
Chan: “Those are both ladyboy.”
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