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  1. It’s very rare to be able to say “Nice melons” to an Asian chick in my experience. I take advantage to every opportunity.

  2. JimBB

    John Cusack, with the same smug expression that he’s had since 1987.

  3. dennis

    Is it racist that it took me longer to find Jackie Chan than it did John Cusack?

  4. “I came to this festival and all I got was a ball and an Asian hooker”

  5. John Cusack always looks in every single photograph as if he was somewhere else. Anywhere else. He makes Keanu Reeves look free-spirited.

  6. After Jackie and his friends greeted Chris Tucker at the airport , he swore he would never do another Rush Hour movie.

  7. Wow, I like the one next to Cusack. She’s one in a billion!

  8. Subtitle Melons “Jackie… John… Ching… Chong…”

  9. “It mean ‘House Chow Mein — No substitution.’”

  10. “…when they told me I would be holding Jackie Chan’s balls, this wasn’t what I had in mind.”

  11. Kenneth

    Cusack: “Jackie, when do I get to bang all these hot Asian chicks”

    Chan: “Those are both ladyboy.”

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