1. No photos, please. I’m on my way to see Zierling in Vegas.

  2. John Q.

    Would anyone even recognize him without that stupid hat?

  3. Monsignor Nelson

    “You have to be this tall to blow me.”

  4. “I said ‘Down LOW’.”

  5. CK

    “Yo Nick.. CUFFS ARE GAY!”

  6. I’m not the Jonas brother you’re looking for

  7. Still trying to make the whole skinny jeans on short guy with fat legs work I see and it is still not working.

  8. “About 5-6 years ago my career was up here. But now? Now, it’s down around here”.

  9. With his imaginary girlfriend on his arm.

  10. If people knew those stupid fucking hats were called a “Trilby” and not a “Fedora” would hipsters still wear them?

  11. I have no idea who either of these people are.

  12. I’m looking for a guy about this tall.

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