Kendall and Kylie Jenner at The MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. (June 15, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Just the latest in Kris’ kunt brigade.
“Does my sister make me look fat?”
Nope. You’re not going to trick me into liking these baby succubi. This is one time I won’t listen to my penis.
DON’T EVER WEAR SLAYER SHIRTS AGAIN YOU VAPID CUNTS!
The under-aged one is fucking with her face. She doesn’t look like herself anymore.
I’m sure it is all Kris Jenner.
In my world, it is called a blowjob. When the (what you hope is a) girl starts to use her mou….OHHHH. THAT kind of fucking with her face. My Bad.
I think it’s an intense deployment of contouring.
Video Awards? No, no, no… surely they were there to pick up their Pulitzer Prize for Fiction. I mean, what greater fiction could there be than these two writing a book? Bravo, ladies.
That’s about right. Both dresses accentuate the vagina.
One is wearing slits- the other has it shaded on her dress but both are drawing attention to their vaginas. I guess it’s time to earn a little money to pay Kris’ bills.
“Hey Doug, ya hoser, da two young hooers from da States are here, eh.”
Because panties are for poor people, and they interfere with the photos.
The one on the left, “I’m 18 and doing a good job passing off as a model. Wanna see my vagina?”
The one on the right, “I’m going to be fat, aren’t I?”
At least one still has enough soul to look scared.
I remember when Kylie looked more like a mini-Khloe a couple years back. Her plastic surgeon has some talent.
I would have a lot of fun with these two in a hotel room with a bag of cocaine and a machete.
I hate these whores.
Pride and Sloth Jenner.
“Mothra O Mothra
If we were to call for help
Like a wave you’d come
Our guardian angel
Mothra O Mothra
Of forgotten kindness
And ruined spirits
We pray for the people’s
Spirit as we sing
This song of love.”
So much pee,
so little time…
Strong in this one, the future whore is. Yes, hmmm.
Yeah, they are going to have epic sextapes. I get the feeling paying people only really want Kendall but the Satan aka Kris Jenner forces them to hire Kylie too so she does not feel left out.
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