she’s quite the upgrade!

“…it puts the lotion on my cock”

I wonder what that pre-nup contained. Sex at least 4 times a week, a BJ 2 times a week, and you cannot gain more than 5 pounds. Otherwise, you do not get the $5 million in the divorce…

“Kayte……. this isn’t working out”

Laugh now, Frasier-boy, but Lilith is pulling it off and beating you with the wet end when you get home.

…she knows what to do with those tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

“It’s called anal, my dear. You will come to enjoy it.”

He’s telling her all about what the 1st Annual Tony Awards was like.

I’m sure she just loves his personality and spontaneity.

The second oldest profession in the world. Marriage for money.

“No seriously….back up.”

The color of her knuckles matches the color of his forehead.

“God damn, I just want to eat your face so bad right now…”

Oh, yeah!! I am going to tear this up tonight! But it can only be for 5 minutes, if you’re lucky, and before 9 PM. I fall asleep at that time.

damn she is pretty. too bad the same light that shines on that face highlights the man-hands and lack of boobs.

That’s right, smile my dear. Keep it up and you’ll get an extra hour of TV before cage time!

Jesus, pretty soon he’ll be dating a fetus.

I’d smile that too if I was contemplating the nearly non-existent thong she’s probably wearing.

The rings say it all.

She looks kinda happy for somebody who has to wipe his ass or flip him over while he naps so he doesn’t get bedsores.

He’s recalling what it felt like to do lines off her nipples last night.
She’s recalling what it felt like to use what was left over of the 20k lump sum he gave her for the purchasing of what made up those lines.