Leave me alone! I’m talking on the phone with …uh…my wife…Morgan Fairchild…yeah, that’s the ticket.
“Whom I’ve SLEPT with…”
“Whom I’ve seen naked…”
and I am pro athlete .. Right
Thank God he can afford the water.
Well, he already spent so much of his money on the hairplugs.
Clearly, that’s not the ticket.
Sadly, he just noticed that he has been de-friended by Lorne Michaels
“Why the hell are you taking a picture of John Lovitz?”
Would any of you readers put your lips on his and then slip your tongue in his mouth?
What are you lookin’ at? My gut? I’m WORKING ON IT!
If you look closely, he’s trying to use a calculator to figure out the tip.
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