Meh.

She really needs to tap into her potential Dr. Beverly Crusher-type hotness.

Wow, Jessica Chastain just does not photograph wel—whoops, I take it all back.

All i can see is ars and bras

That’s might white of her.

She’s lovely

nope – there must not be a sun in NY after all.

Jessica, sweetie! Why is it that you look so beautiful on screen but look like a corpse in pictures? Something needs to be done about this! She’s too pretty for this bullshit! And I wanna cup those titties!

“Jessica, over here…just one question…what good is a see-thru dress if bobbles are going to be blocking your fucking nipples?”

Hulk Hogan’s daughter has been given her beauty tips.

Hey, she looks just like Bryce Dallas– *Imagine Entertainment thugs burst into home, waterboard me, force me to watch Ransom.*

Jessica Chastain? More like, “Jessica Chest-Stain”! Am I right, fellas?! *Puts hand up for high-five* Fellas? Guys? C’mon, don’t leave me hangin’.

In the time is took to shoot this photo, Jessica made three more movies.

Oddly enough, this IS a jude photo of Jessica Chastain.