1. Hume

    “Knock knock”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Melissa Satta”
    “Melissa Satta who?”
    “Melissa Satta OnMyLap please.”

  2. Bikinis and necklaces. You’re doing it wrong.

  3. Vic

    Wait…She’s clearly not famous enough for a stylist. WTF?

  4. Rye

    I’m sure she thought those lame tats were cool and edgy at the time. But there is no excuse for the ill fitting mismatched bikini. FAIL

  5. Ugh, that crap doesn’t match. Take the top off please and then check back with me.

  6. cc

    Ah yes, the pussy constellation.

  7. tlmck

    Megan Fox already has her pregnancy boobs, but is not showing yet. Good job!

  8. kimmykimkim

    Those tits are like solid boulders. You could chip a tooth on that shit.

  9. Quick! Grab her before she topples over forwards!

  10. SupaDupa

    Pull cord to activate flotation device..

  11. dontlooknow


  12. This is the greatest geometry problem in history of the SAT’s.

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