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“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Melissa Satta”
“Melissa Satta who?”
“Melissa Satta OnMyLap please.”
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Melissa Satta.
Shut up and suck my dick.
Suck your little dick? That would be like giving a whale a Tic-Tac.
Bikinis and necklaces. You’re doing it wrong.
It’s not a necklace, it’s a ripcord.
Wait…She’s clearly not famous enough for a stylist. WTF?
I’m sure she thought those lame tats were cool and edgy at the time. But there is no excuse for the ill fitting mismatched bikini. FAIL
But boobs go with everything
You say ill-fitting? I think she looks HOT. So what if the colors don’t match. Hopefully she won’t be wearing it any more anyway.
Ugh, that crap doesn’t match. Take the top off please and then check back with me.
Ah yes, the pussy constellation.
Megan Fox already has her pregnancy boobs, but is not showing yet. Good job!
Those tits are like solid boulders. You could chip a tooth on that shit.
good think my tooth has a chip on it’s shoulder
Quick! Grab her before she topples over forwards!
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Ha ha! He’s just sayin’ what we’re all thinkin’.
Pull cord to activate flotation device..
Who?
This is the greatest geometry problem in history of the SAT’s.