superficial

  1. He smiles like a golfer.

  2. Vic

    Wait…they look like my parents. WTF?

  3. Cock Dr

    Nice job disguising themselves as tourists. I still can’t tell they’re celebrities.

  4. The Brown Streak

    Nope, you’re doing it wrong. If you’re going to live in Florida, the belt has to be 6 inches above the stomach by law.

  5. Seriously looks like a pharmaceutical ad. Like they’re getting off the cruiseship and the narrator is talking about how getting older doesn’t have to mean being less active. And then they pour a pitcher of blue liquid into a diaper and you know its a Depends commercial.

  6. The Pope

    Did you see that poor chap’s Rolex? It looked like it was at least six months old! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  7. tlmck

    Hard to tell from this pic, but it appears Emma is still gettin’ it done.

  8. Bigalkie

    Chloris,

    I has such a crushon you when you were on Mary Tyler Moore

  9. “So here’show it’s done — I got this from Nick Nolte — when you’re on your own, take a couple of Roofies, then continually slap your own ass while saying, ‘Who’s my daddy…who’s my daddy…?’.”

  10. I’d still tap that.

  11. willynilly

    looks like he’s got some old man boobs now

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