If you’re ever confronted with Naomi Campbell, do not make eye contact and slowly move away from her walking backwards with eyes cast downward.
Is Naomi Campbell gonna have to beat a bitch with a cell phone?
I would not like any Naomi Campbell soup.
Especially if she claimed it was tomato.
She would beat the shit out of you with the soup can.
At least she dances well with lizards.
Wait…I always get her and Chris Brown confused. WTF?
That’s the first thing i thought of too.
Definitely the clearest photograph of Bigfoot to date.
Nice sumo wrestling diaper.
Next time, don’t give her a spear.
All those unemployed people really need is a good kick in the ass.
oh no Naomi….. no…….. and what’s w/ the bigfoot stride? ::sigh:: at least she’s still got great skin…
This is a story about a tall black woman. The End.
Given that her right arm is furthest from the camera, shouldn’t it be smaller than her left?
Her throwing arm is bigger
Why, look! Black *isn’t* beautiful!!
No wonder she’s always angry…
She look like a man.
“I used to be hot. I used to be a supermodel. I was a Vitoria’s Secret Angel!”
“Sure you were luv”
I think we should get Chris Brown and Naomi together. That would be epic.
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