Shave that shit, Arnie

“The beard? Liquid metal.”

do you like gladiator movies?

Wait…I thought Harvey Keitel was shorter. WTF?

I call it “el Salvador de sabor.”

It’s pronounced, “diabeedus”

Look! Does my maid’s son have a beard? That should finally prove that he is not mine.

Looks like the Colonel’s been eating his own chicken

Look at ze size of my vatch. No, look ad it.

“Mein eyes alvays look like diz…but I do not tveek. I haf nefer tveeked in mein live.”

Someone nearby: “Ahhh-Chooo…”
Arnie: “Sieg heil…er, I mean, Gesundheit!”

You don’t see many people sport the Rip Torn look.

now what is so magical about Katey Perry’s butt that has this guy coming out of his own picture to check it out.

JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

So this Arnold from the alternate universe … is the decent one???

Oh, I get it– he’s auditioning for a remake of “Santa’s Slay”!