1. Deacon Jones

    Shave that shit, Arnie

  2. Minky Wail

    “The beard? Liquid metal.”

  3. jason

    do you like gladiator movies?

  4. Vic

    Wait…I thought Harvey Keitel was shorter. WTF?

  5. Hugh Jazz

    I call it “el Salvador de sabor.”

  6. DeucePickle

    It’s pronounced, “diabeedus”

  7. MarkM

    Look! Does my maid’s son have a beard? That should finally prove that he is not mine.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Looks like the Colonel’s been eating his own chicken

  9. cc

    Look at ze size of my vatch. No, look ad it.

  10. “Mein eyes alvays look like diz…but I do not tveek. I haf nefer tveeked in mein live.”

  11. Someone nearby: “Ahhh-Chooo…”
    Arnie: “Sieg heil…er, I mean, Gesundheit!”

  12. You don’t see many people sport the Rip Torn look.

  13. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    now what is so magical about Katey Perry’s butt that has this guy coming out of his own picture to check it out.


  15. Raoul

    So this Arnold from the alternate universe … is the decent one???

  16. Blech

    Oh, I get it– he’s auditioning for a remake of “Santa’s Slay”!

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