Bitch’s about to get the right uppercut. I think he likes her.
He obviously can’t give her the left hook because he’s too busy holding on to his dick…A-G-A-I-N-!!!
It’s a testament to the fall of this society when a punch is requested as an autograph…
The girl must have led a blessed life if its flashing before her eyes brought such a smile to her face.
LMAO!!!!!! OMG I shared this comment to 10 ppl and EVERYONE laughed their ass off!! BEST ONE YET
Woman – ‘OMG its Ne-yo!’
Brown – ‘Aww yea, bitch gonna get rihanna’d’
Bodyguard – ‘oooohhh nooooooo!Ma’am watch out! Save yooselfff!’
Ha ha! Awesome!
Wait…I thought Chris Brown already knocked Rhianna into next week? WTF
Let me get this straight…. HE’s got a bodyguard to protect himself from HER..?!?
We’re thinking along the same lines.
This asshole doesn’t fight fair. It’s totally OK for him to give women black eyes. But when women want to rearrange his face he finds it unacceptable.
I refuse to hit that! I have my standards!
“OMG – Chris, would you please hit me with this phone?!?! Here, pretend like I peeped it…. I LOVE YOU!!!!”
Ladies, two things you don’t do: Peep phones and run up on a dude while he’s tryin’ to grab at his dick, yo’. That’s how you end up getting hit, your head bashed into the car door, and bitten. That’s hipster douche thug life, for real. You gotta respect that shit and know your place, ‘fore I have to set you back in it.
Geez, Eddie Murphy…has it really come to this?
Whatever bet that lady made, I hope it was for real money.
If he’s holding his “junk” right now, then that’s pretty funny. I mean look how tight his fist is.
Well, that’s what happens when a *woman* offers to suck his dick.
Just when the Secret Service scandal couldn’t get any worse, they let Chris Brown bitch slap a denim clad Michelle Obama. Sad.
Bitch! I see you peepin’ my phone!
And he had to hold on to his dick to keep it from running the other way. Hmm…
I don’t get woman? The guy beats up horse head, yet chicks still dig this guy? HE’S A FRIGGIN WOMAN BEATER!!!
and why does he have fans?
Correction, A fan??
My grandfather always said that black people liked getting beaten. And here I thought he was just a racist.
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