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  1. ahhuh

    crabs again

  2. it had to be said

    Bitch’s about to get the right uppercut. I think he likes her.

  3. It’s a testament to the fall of this society when a punch is requested as an autograph…

  4. The girl must have led a blessed life if its flashing before her eyes brought such a smile to her face.

  5. Woman – ‘OMG its Ne-yo!’
    Brown – ‘Aww yea, bitch gonna get rihanna’d’
    Bodyguard – ‘oooohhh nooooooo!Ma’am watch out! Save yooselfff!’

  6. Vic

    Wait…I thought Chris Brown already knocked Rhianna into next week? WTF

  7. Let me get this straight…. HE’s got a bodyguard to protect himself from HER..?!?

    • Blech

      We’re thinking along the same lines.

      This asshole doesn’t fight fair. It’s totally OK for him to give women black eyes. But when women want to rearrange his face he finds it unacceptable.

      Asshole.

  8. NG

    I refuse to hit that! I have my standards!

  9. YoMamma

    “OMG – Chris, would you please hit me with this phone?!?! Here, pretend like I peeped it…. I LOVE YOU!!!!”

  10. USDA Prime McBeef

    Ladies, two things you don’t do: Peep phones and run up on a dude while he’s tryin’ to grab at his dick, yo’. That’s how you end up getting hit, your head bashed into the car door, and bitten. That’s hipster douche thug life, for real. You gotta respect that shit and know your place, ‘fore I have to set you back in it.

  11. The Brown Streak

    Geez, Eddie Murphy…has it really come to this?

  12. cc

    Whatever bet that lady made, I hope it was for real money.

  13. kimmykimkim

    Dude, antibiotics.

  14. Bonky

    If he’s holding his “junk” right now, then that’s pretty funny. I mean look how tight his fist is.

  15. Doctor_joystick

    Just when the Secret Service scandal couldn’t get any worse, they let Chris Brown bitch slap a denim clad Michelle Obama. Sad.

  16. Bitch! I see you peepin’ my phone!

  17. Raoul

    And he had to hold on to his dick to keep it from running the other way. Hmm…

  18. King Diamond

    I don’t get woman? The guy beats up horse head, yet chicks still dig this guy? HE’S A FRIGGIN WOMAN BEATER!!!

  19. mrsmass

    and why does he have fans?

  20. EricLr

    My grandfather always said that black people liked getting beaten. And here I thought he was just a racist.

  21. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    This woman must think she’s come across Naomi Campbell. Hey lady, I got news for you. THIS person doesn’t need a phone in their hand before they start belting you.

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