1. Minky Wail

    Apparently she even beards when she’s not out with Seacrest.

  2. How cold is it in LA?

  3. Visible Ink

    Those are some weapons grade titanium forged hard nipples. Kudos.

  4. it had to be said

    Julianne could have gone ahead and worn a bra. Tom Thumb isn’t appreciating her free-and-easy bosoms.

  5. Tom doesn’t like to be poked….

  6. Cock Dr

    She doesn’t need a cone bra; her breasts do that on their own.

  7. Vic

    Wait…I thought the Top Gun wax museum closed down in the 90s. WTF?

  8. DeucePickle

    What i wouldn’t give to see Seacrest and Tom slap fight each other to win the nipple of this fair maiden.

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    When you think of the things he’s done, like dancing around outside the hundreth floor of the Burj Khalifa and yet he’d give it all to be allowed one go on a roller coaster

  10. The Brown Streak

    I see they gave Tom Cruise the heels again.

  11. cc

    It’s one of these new banana dresses that you can just peel off. (Actually…runs to patent office.)

  12. “Ewww…I wish he’d get his creepy old man hand off my back!”

  13. Dan Quayle

    All knowing Zenu love banana Mormon blonde

  14. This is the first time I’ve seen Julianne pokey it up. Welcome to the club. You fit right in.

  15. Tom’s at the premiere for ABC’s new show “Beard Swap.”

  16. userofalltrades

    His Scientology prayers have finally been answered, he’s been cast with someone shorter than himself (if you don’t count the hair).

  17. CK

    Her right breast has Gaydar(tm).

  18. Cavallari's Taint

    Ok stare directly into the cameras. I was talking to your headlights, actually, Miss.

  19. Damn, Donny and Marie look better than ever!

  20. Julianne Hough: 1
    Miley Cyrus: 0

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