1. dontkillthemessenger

    It really shouldn’t be that difficult to figure out how many of those beads he can get in his ass.

    Oops. This was supposed to be under the Mario Lopez pic.

  2. “. . . another acting job. The question from the audience was “Has my being in Vampire Diaries destroyed any chance of ever getting another acting job.”

  3. “How can I look douchier than I already do?”

  4. Cock Dr

    Someone told him that if he does this often enough he’ll develop a charming chin dimple.

  5. Moi, … Pretentious?

    Let me ponder for a moment.

  6. You’re just jealous of his Ian’s gorgeousness. If he killed a busload of orphans, I would definitely give him an alibi.

  7. I’ve heard of someone picking his nose before, but never his lower lip.

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