Breaking News. Blonde savaged by turtle in LA.
As I learned from the Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles video Fish posted a few weeks ago, turtles’ dicks are more than half the length of their body and surprisingly thick.
I spend way too much time on this site.
Ohhhh…maybe that’s why when we were doing the nasty she kept calling me “Yertle.”
Nice haircut. Did you use a flowbie?
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