Wow, I guess JK Rowling really CAN buy anything she wants…
Tragically, this is him going home with the winner of “Miss Fresh-Face Britain 2013”.
“Are we there yet?”
“If this bitch doesn’t stop talking…..I swear to god.”
Simon appears to be on the verge of fulfilling a lifelong dream…..nailing a Meryl Streep look alike.
He looks like he’s fantasizing how to cut her up.
Needs a little touchup on that third eyebrow.
“Dammit! I ordered a young Meryl Streep in a RED strapless dress.”
“Everyone says I’m a really good singer! Any tips you can give me I’ll take them all! Don’t just give me the shaft, ride me hard! I can take what ever you give me!”
“I’ think I just came….”
“If you throw one more egg at me, I’m turning this car around!”
“Exactly why did I think it would be a good idea to bring this silly, empty-headed twat home with me? If she doesn’t stop that yammering I will cut her fucking throat with a sharpened Popsicle stick!”
“With my legs crossed like this can you see my harry potter?
…did anyone else click on this and immediately start laughing out loud?
“I’m gonna fuck Julia Child and Margaret Thatcher in one night!”
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