Kelly Clarkson performing at Day 3 of the CMA Music Festival in Nashville. (June 8, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Not really a Clarkson fan, but I do like that catchy tune she sings about climbing a flight of stairs.
Catch my Breath?
I’ll Be Home For Christmas?
C’mon dude, help me out.
Thigh bones connected at the…knee bone.
Starting to dress like a fat chick. Smart move.
Her thighs are.
Catch my breath was written about the first time she tried to fit in to a pair of spanx…True story.
Get the plunger ready!
I bet she’s wild in bed. I’d like to pound her in the ass doggie style.
“It’s hot and creamy! I can actually feel it running down my throat!”
She’s a bit thick…wo what? So is Britney, but unlike her she’s pretty and talented.
“Here’s a little ditty that I recently wrote:
♫ ♪ “Open the door and lay on the floor…”
said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
“Open the door, ya dirty whore.
I’m Barnacle Bill the Sailor…”
It’s not perfect, but at least she acknowledges her body type and makes an effort to work with it, KIM.
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