1. ThisWillHurt

    “You mean you can hit the gas peddle with your-”

  2. “You are not zee NASCAR driver Rick Bobby.”

  3. That’s not Michael’s arm on his shoulder.

  4. “Hey fucker! You might have won this race, but my dick looks like an elephant’s trunk. BAM!”

  5. “Oh my God, were you really the android guy in that shitty Alien movie?”

  6. They are going to hang the checkered flag on his dong.

  7. “Does it do tricks?”
    “Just one. Give me your sister and nine months”

  8. “My English not so good. What means ‘you may sucking my large, hard dick’?”

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