Shia LaBeouf heading to the John Wayne Airport in Los Angeles. (June 8, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Shia the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker.
This guy becomes a bigger idiot on a daily basis.
I wish an actual member of our armed forces would whoop his ass.
Preferably some 240lb 6’3′ Navy Seal that gets a literal erection from adminstering pain.
not in LA
“I’m a serious actor and stuff. I wage ‘war’ against mediocrity. That’s why I carry these bags. It’s all filled with goose down, but they’re symbolic. I forget what it’s symbolic of, though. I’m too busy being a serious actor. Did I mention I’m a serious actor? Because I am.”
Everything camouflaged, so he attaches a bright orange bottle to negate it all.
He and Spencer Pratt are going on an awesome ‘Phony Commando’ expedition.
Amanda Bynes must see this and feel pretty good about her situation.
His IMDb page shows that he’s in movie involving the military that’s set to come out in 2014. This get up might have something to do with that.
See his shoes? He doesn’t even have the manliness and ball sack to wear real boots. Those look like loafers with zippered boot attachments.
What is with pussies like him? He is always wearing some sort of military or police clothing but was never man enough to join either.
All he needs is a shopping cart filled with aluminum to fulfill his destiny.
Ya know, they have this thing called the Army, and you get to dress like that EVERY day. They have also been known to work out “man problems”…
“That’s it Hollywood, you’re not gonna have Shia LaBouef to kick around any more! Shia out!”
John Wayne Airport is in Santa Ana, part of Orange County. That means Shia LaPoof may not be going there at all. Why would he lie about that? Something is terribly amiss. Someone call Homeland Security so they can check him out and reserve his room in Guantanamo.
He might actually beat Franco in the race to see which pretentious douchebag makes me snap first.
Oh please let there be another Robert Hansen out there.
I believe I may attempt to befriend the young lad in an effort to help him develop a more socially-acceptable personality. If that doesn’t work, I’ll turn him over to the Hell’s Angels for a bit of discipline.
Cue the Incredible Hulk hitch hiking music.
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