1. It’s difficult from to context to guess what Mel is saying…ah, just kidding, we know it’s racist.

  2. Why would he leave? On his way to a Bar Mitzvah, no doubt.

  3. tlmck

    “Something something…Jewish faggots…something something.”

  4. Bill Clinton

    “What’s Sean Penn doing here? It’s bad enough they let all these blacks and Jews in, but Spicoli? That’s too much. I’m outta here.”

  5. cc

    That guy on the left might want to cover his nose.

  6. The dude on the left is laughing at the “kyke me” sign on Mel’s back.

  7. Jack Dead Sparrow

    “I couldn’t be more clear! Blow me, THEN Jucuzzi!”

  8. I wonder if he wished her Mazel Tov?

  9. “Hey!…With my eyes closed, I can’t tell the blacks from the homos!”

  10. In the foreground of every photo like this, there’s a Ving Rhames preparing to disembowel Mel Gibson with an ice cream scoop.

  11. As everyone is offended by Mel’s racist ranting, LL Cool J ponders putting an ice cream scoop up Farrah Abraham’s ass.

  12. *Mumbling Drunkenly*
    “♫ ♪ Hava nagila,
    Hava nagila,
    Hava nagila,
    Ve’ nismecha. ♫ ♪
    Damn, I love folk music!”

  13. It’s actually weirder WITHOUT the stuffed beaver…

  14. itwasme

    too easy!

  15. catapostrophe

    To nobody in particular: “I’m okay to drive! Leave me alone!”

  16. poppymoss

    He’d get lei’ed, too, if he’d shut his fucking mouth for once.

  17. “SO I TOL’ JEWNONOS, ‘IF YER NOT GONNA GET MEL’S DICK WET, SUGARTITS, THEN MEL’S GOT PLACES TO BE. HAPPY FUCKIN’ BIRTHD– *urp*.’”

  18. bLAH

    Cute he’s pregnant.

  19. “Who invited the black guy?!? WHO?!?!?!?”

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