superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    World’s most cylindrical boner ever.

  2. god damn him. just…damn him.

  3. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  4. Why do you do this to me, Mila? I was hoping to hear they broke up over the weekend after seeing Ashton look like he was completely over her last week.

  5. DoucheBagels

    Is that a can of tuna in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

  6. Does he realize that hat makes him look like a douc.. nevermind.

    Why is he with Eric Schmidt, the Executive Chairman of Google?

  7. Krazee Thug Nutz

    Somewhere Demi Moore is tearing a phone book in half.

  8. “How does my breathe smell?”
    *sniff sniff* “Douchy.”

  9. wtf? they dress like they’re 90.

  10. ruckus

    My favorite thing about this relationship is the image of Demi Moore watching all the ‘That 70s Shows’ on Netflix while clutching her third bottle of gin and whippet balloon. She half expects Rob Lowe to show up with a spray can, lighter, and saxophone.

  11. “I mean, seriously, how did we ALL step in dog shit?!”

  12. What a revoltin’ development this is!

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