superficial

  1. HF

    Hiya liang nui!
    Hi liang jai!
    Want to ride in my Honda?
    Sure liang jai!
    Jump in!

  2. Ed

    That’s what the Devil’s twat looks like after a mean demonic orgasm.

  3. That's Retarded

    that’s retarded

  4. It had to be said

    Cover your neck. She’s going to attack!

  5. Why is her face the same color as her collar, which is the same color as her teeth?

    • Urbanspaceman

      Because she’s a chain smoker. She’s allowed to be on live TV? I wonder how she managed to get through the show without using the F-word 3-4 times in every sentence.

  6. The Critical Crassness

    What she lacks in boobage she makes up for in teeth!

  7. baron of all media

    She looks retarded here. And yet still better than the floozy I woke up with this morning. Annoyed.

  8. tkb

    “See? This is the face I made in order to the get the part of the Joker in the next Batman movie.”

  9. fartbucket

    I….. WANT YOUR SOUL!!!!

    I…. WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!

    come to daddy.

  10. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    All English people don’t have horrible teeth!
    That’s a terrible stereotype!
    See?

  11. “I’m Fire Marshal Keira. Let me show you something!”

  12. cc

    Auditioning for the umpteenth Gremlin sequel. She’s about the right size, and she’s almost got the face down.

  13. AC

    I’ve been wracking my brains for the best quote from “Aliens” for this one, but you get the picture.

  14. She’s trying way to hard to look like Sasha Grey.

  15. ” Pffftttt! What eating disorder? Look how happy and energetic I look! I’m smiling and laughing, I’m radiating with boundless energy!…I’m-” Splat. (Collapses on the ground where the next day her PR agent will release a statement Keira suffered from ‘dehydration’).

  16. Upon viewing the shirt in the surveillance footage, NY Police indicate they have uncovered a solid lead in identifying the serial couch rapist.

  17. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Does Emily Rose ring a bell?

  18. Burrito Supreme

    That’s how I rhwoll.

  19. Turd Ferguson

    Tony Robbins?

  20. Winters

    Did a hobbit steal her ring again?

  21. anonym

    holy shit that face is scary

  22. MisterSuccint

    Do I make you horny? Yeah, baby!

  23. Charmless Man

    Sil senses genetic deficiencies in this one.

  24. “… 13 children’s souls were reported missing.”

  25. salavation

    Sir, did you say Penelope Cruz?

  26. kimmykimkim

    That’s one dingy doilie. And that top isn’t helping her.

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