Keira Knightley on The Today Show in New York City. (May 9, 2011)
Hiya liang nui!
Hi liang jai!
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure liang jai!
That’s what the Devil’s twat looks like after a mean demonic orgasm.
Cover your neck. She’s going to attack!
Why is her face the same color as her collar, which is the same color as her teeth?
Because she’s a chain smoker. She’s allowed to be on live TV? I wonder how she managed to get through the show without using the F-word 3-4 times in every sentence.
What she lacks in boobage she makes up for in teeth!
She looks retarded here. And yet still better than the floozy I woke up with this morning. Annoyed.
“See? This is the face I made in order to the get the part of the Joker in the next Batman movie.”
I….. WANT YOUR SOUL!!!!
I…. WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!
come to daddy.
All English people don’t have horrible teeth!
That’s a terrible stereotype!
not when they are rich movie stars and can afford veneers!
“I’m Fire Marshal Keira. Let me show you something!”
the win goes to stinky mcpoop for obscure yet great reference of the day
Auditioning for the umpteenth Gremlin sequel. She’s about the right size, and she’s almost got the face down.
I’ve been wracking my brains for the best quote from “Aliens” for this one, but you get the picture.
“Hey, Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?”
“No, have you”?
She’s trying way to hard to look like Sasha Grey.
” Pffftttt! What eating disorder? Look how happy and energetic I look! I’m smiling and laughing, I’m radiating with boundless energy!…I’m-” Splat. (Collapses on the ground where the next day her PR agent will release a statement Keira suffered from ‘dehydration’).
Upon viewing the shirt in the surveillance footage, NY Police indicate they have uncovered a solid lead in identifying the serial couch rapist.
Does Emily Rose ring a bell?
That’s how I rhwoll.
Did a hobbit steal her ring again?
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