1. Always depressing when the coolest guy from your youth officially looks “old.”

  2. Cock Dr

    I don’t care if he’s old, that’s THE Han Solo.

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Another victim of “Ally McBeal Syndrome” !

  4. Lunch time! I’m guessing that’s two cokes and a burrito for him, and a bag of warm air for Callista.

  5. adolf hitler

    mmm, warm air. bangarang!!!!!!!

  6. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    You can see where his pocket ends, and there’s a lump beneath that.

  7. He’s hoping that’s that’s the coke she was asking for.

  8. cc

    The side effects of a lifetime’s worth of wearing unsupportive boxers.

  9. From the upcoming film, “Indiana Jones and the Double Iced Americano.” Guarantee: It’ll be better than the last Indiana Jones movie.

  10. TomFrank

    “No Starbucks Reward is worth this.”

  11. These are not the Americanos you are looking for.

    [Yes, dweeb in basement, I know that was Obi-Wan, but fuckers dead now, so not a lot of paparazzi photos of Sir Alec Guinness floating around.]

  12. Fast? I can do a Starbucks run in under 12 parsecs. Is that fast enough for ya’?

  13. MrsPlant

    It’s weird when an old guy carrying iced coffee with a cellphone on a belt holster is somehow hotter than 90% of other men in the movies. What’s wrong with my generation…


    Remember when he used to get small and wear the arrow thru his head and the time he went down the sidewalk with his pants down around his ankles holding a lamp and a bobo paddle?

  15. MILF

    I wonder if he gets nostalgic when he sees Khloe Kardashian…?

  16. Natalie

    Fuck me, I would still do everything to this guy.

  17. Brennan Haley

    Where did all of Ozzy’s tattoo’s go?

  18. UnholyKrep

    Lattes. Why does it have to be Lattes? I hate Lattes.

  19. Deacon Jones

    Wear your jewels to bed Princess?

    Yeah… and nothing else. Shock you?

    Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.

  20. Charmless Man

    Still rockin’ the leather cellphone holster. Probably just getting into the Goo Goo Dolls too.

  21. Well that’s neat, he’s got a belt holster to carry Calista around.

  22. tmfvaughan

    He seriously looks JUST like my dad.

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