Why do I want to bang her so bad?
I’d love to be her neighbor, if you know what I mean
You both must be hard up.
I felt her up once. True story. She felt like P-Diddy.
What’s going on down below there? Is that a miniskirt, a ripped shirt, or just a disaster?
We’re talking about Kesha, so…………. Disaster.
Get Sleazy? No…sleazy requires an element of sexuality, which Ke$ha is completely lacking. The word she’s looking for is “crack whore”…it seems awkward, but “Get Crack Whore’d” is grammatically correct.
She’s wearing Chester Cheetah glasses to let her fans know it ain’t easy being sleazy.
If those pants fall off, I think we are still safe.
Why is there a ferret tail sticking out from under her hair? How do you get sleazy with a ferret? Besides the obvious, of course.
I swear to God, you slap on a pair of shades, a decent top to cover up the fiasco she calls a body, and comb her hair out, that’s not a bad looking woman. And if that line sounds familiar, it’s because I stole most of it from that inexplicably-hot-Kate- Gosselin post earlier this year.
If you close your eyes when you look at her, she’s hot!
Kesha! An animal is on your neck!
It doesn’t matter how you accessorize Kesha, you’re still sportin a huge tree trunk underneath. THanks to those horrifically hideous bikini pics *shudder*
You can’t wash it off.
Get Sleazy. Check.
She tries so hard. It’s touching.
Brooke Hogan’s latest ruse has been surprisingly effective.
What the fuck is with the ads in the middle of the comments?
I wonder if I were to glitter one of my turds if it could have a music career.
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