1. Raoul

    Well, that just ruined any gold bikini fantasies I ever had.

  2. Aren’t you a little fat for a Princess?

  3. PtC

    Guess that whole weight loss thing didn’t stick.

  4. DeucePickle

    This is not the slave girl I was looking for.

  5. Now she models the Jabba swimwear range

  6. Light saber deflator.

  7. WURD

    I’m sure glad she’s not my sister.

  8. Caseum

    Now she EAT Jabba for sure

  9. The Diabetes is strong with this one

  10. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Did she lose her shopping cart?

  11. Johnny P!

    You sure this wasn’t taken last October 31st?

  12. I take it the frozen yogurt isn’t fat-free.

  13. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    She has more class in her little finger than…who am I kidding, the whole rest of her body.

  14. Cock Dr

    I will not dis the princess, although she does make a large and tempting target for my snark.

  15. neo_v

    these aren’t the boobs you are looking for….

  16. mickey01232000

    Wow, she morphed into Jabba The Hut!

  17. cc

    She’s starring as Jabba the Hut in the remake.

  18. “Help me Jenny Craig Kenobi, you’re my only hope!”

  19. peter piper

    they call you people shut-ins for a reason, lady

  20. The ice cream and cigarette diet seems to be working.

  21. Alex

    Fuck. My. Life. THAT’S Carrie Fisher now?

  22. SOB

    the force is strong in the soles of those shoes

  23. EricLr

    I think I would rather see Jabba in the bikini.

  24. dooood

    dan aykroyd really dodged a bullet 30 years ago.
    so did joliet jake for that matter.

    maybe ben n jerry’s ‘ll make a new gin & cigarettes flavor.

  25. Lemmiwinks

    FYI fatties, if manufacturing a garment required more than an acre of fabric, black is NOT slimming. Also, it makes you harder to see at night which poses a hazard for motorists.

  26. Abby Normal

    I think I preferred Uncle Fester sans hair.

  27. Dick Hell

    Suddenly Kathleen Turner appears to be aging gracefully…

  28. Bigalkie

    Carrie Fisher stars in The Penny Marshall Story

  29. sousvide

    Huh? What happened to the Jenny Craig deal?

  30. nacye

    Ah, too bad, I so baldy wanted to believe her John Travolta story.

  31. disillusionisreal

    Weight, I thought she was a Jenny Craig spokeswoman……

  32. I guess the force wasn’t with Jenny Craig.

  33. tlmck

    Another Jenny Craig success story.

  34. Swearin

    Help me Master Pinkberry, you’re my only hope!

  35. BenDoverman

    Women, get’m while they’re young

  36. navvet

    I’m bliiind!!!

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