rod stewart sucks ass although I dig the mandolin at the end of Maggie May
Psst… it’s at the beginning.
Rod’s stuff is great up to and including Night on the Town. His first four albums especially, since they’re practically Faces albums.
I’m pretty sure there’s mandolin at the beginning and at the end.
I thought he was referring to the intro.
Its more like… “Penny Lancaster takes her Lhasa Apso for a walk..”
Some guys get all the luck.
Rod can’t help it if he’s 4’11
Who knew Peter Mayhew had a sister?
It’s just easier when Rod wears Heelies.
The amazon blond chick from Game of Thones?
Penny’s cock is bigger than Rod’s.
“Stay behind me, Rod. Only I am ready to do battle with Khloe Kardashian.”
I clicked the thumbs up on this, but i just have to say, damn, that is fucking brilliant. Well done sir.
And in the morning she kicks him in the fucking head.
Thinks he’s arm candy, looks like a jelly baby.
Mom, why does my birth certificate say Ben Button Lancaster?
If she isn’t pegging him she should be.
It would probably be therapeutic for the old guy.
At the size of her, she could peg him, then pick him up and walk to the next room for a change of scenery without missing a stroke.
I’d feel cruel saying anything about this.
That should have been a thumbs- up. Fucking iPhone!
So Rod is dating Khloe’s real dad? Scandalous!
Looks like Rod selected a girlfriend from the WNBA.
Or a former East German female Olympian.
Das a big bitch!
Other than the crushed velour blue velvet jacket, Rod looks the same as he has for the last 96 years.
Thank god for her pretty blonde hair, he ain’t no looker either, perfect pair!
That is the largest real doll I have ever seen.
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