Shaquille O'Neal receiving his doctoral degree in education from Barry University in Miami. (May 5, 2012)
For fuck’s sake.
What, you’re not digging the hat? Is it the colors?
Hey, I finished 6th grade too, can I have one?
I can haz diploma ?
duh and they said to me if I behaved really really well for the people with flashy camera’s they would let me use the big boy scissors this time coz last time I cut off my wee wee by accident duh
Guess he can write a thesis better than he could shoot free throws.
AH HAAAA HAAA HAAA!!!!
So it’s “Dr. Shaq” from now on, is it?
“Where’s Barry University at?”
It’s in the strip mall next to the spray tanner and gyro shop.
Is that Marion Barry University?
Not pictured: Bill Cosby putting a gun in his mouth.
Was that a reference to his son…..shot & all?
uh which way did he go George?!
‘On trope and metaphor in the early works of Snookie’
Can he even spell PhD?
So a baller can become more than just a washed up, penniless, alcoholic with 10 baby mamma’s. Who knew ?
“So, this isn’t the Comedy Central roast of Charlie Sheen?”
I guess that makes earning a doctorate a complete waste of time now.
“I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him… “
First you see a cross-eyed retard wearing stupid clothes, then you read the caption…
I’m not even going to make a rude comment. I could cut a bunch of jokes, but we need more of this kind of shit. We need more “celebrities” in the news for positive aspects, for doing or attempting something positive, and less stupid shit like snooki and the kardashians.
Millions of employers just added another university for quicker resume eliminations.
You know, you should have to be able to spell “doctorate” to get one.
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