superficial

  1. Adelai Niska

    Mal’s been letting his “powerful urge to eat sometime this month” get the better of him.

  2. Johnny P!

    Is he using ‘The Force’ to make the fans raise their right hand, or is the woman in the background using ‘The Force’ to make him raise his?
    Hmmmmm…..

  3. No, seriously, don’t ask who I am because I haven’t got a fucking clue either!

  4. Matty

    I’m pretty sure that girl in the background just climaxed.

  5. “Everybody’s makin’ a fuss!”

  6. Coffee jitters captured on high speed digital.

  7. celebsloveme

    “Please. No twine.”

  8. EricLr

    I didn’t want to say anything. But I’m pretty sure he ate Alan Tudyk.

  9. disillusionisreal

    He used to be so hot…..what happened?

  10. Swearin

    “Castle? We’re going in a new direction, creatively; now, I’m going to engorge myself until I’m as big as Henry the 8th, and then go live in a castle while I solve the cases that Scotland Yard can’t crack”

  11. Inner Retard

    I haven’t followed him since Firefly. Yes, I watched it and maintain it was a good show. But he sure aged a lot. He looks more 50 than 40. Still respect him though.

  12. “Yeah, yeah. ‘Shiny!’ There, I said it, OK? Now send up FIVE bags of White Castle sliders.”

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