1. Frank The Duck

    How nice that he passed on his ears to his daughter

  2. Where’s the douchbag karate-faking son? Don’t break up the complete set!!!!!

  3. he’s not gay at all…nope.

  4. YoMamma

    That’s a lot of clothing for three people

  5. shonzie

    They put the king in walking. Doin’ it better than anyone else.

  6. Johnny P!

    Willow: “Mama, I’m hungry.”
    Jada: “Remember what I told you? The cameras put on ten pounds!”
    Will: “You listen to your Mama, my lil’ cash cow! Once we’re in the limo, I’ll give you a grape, how’s that?”

  7. I usually don’t consider black people as candidates for douches…mainly ’cause I figure they’re just doing some cool black thing that I don’t understand.


  8. cc

    I despise this entire family. So there.

  9. Blech

    Jada is doing great in her role as a woman who doesn’t see nor care about what looks like a penis on Will’s back.

  10. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    ‘Run for your life’
    - John Derbyshire

  11. Jill

    Pretty sure one, and only one, of the people in this photo loves penis.

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    The family that likes men together, stays together.

  13. Looks like the Griswalds had fun in Europe.

  14. This is like a visual spectrum of masculinity to femininity. Except not in that order.

  15. stacy

    See how Scientology can ruin a once good family?

  16. SOB

    The douche family

  17. EricLr

    You know, terrorist attacks on planes are bad and all. But there could possibly be at least some upside.

  18. dooood

    its such a duche move to name your kids after you. almost as bad as naming different gender fraternal twins with similar names.

    “…if i wanted to be someone who doesn’t sleep with his wife,
    i woulda been john travolta.”

  19. That’s an awful lot of no-talent for one picture.

  20. Alison

    You know what they say about a family who dresses like shit together…

  21. I recognize Bagger Vance and Fresh Prince, but can’t quite place Jada’s outfit…

  22. disillusionisreal

    Moms a fashion whore, daughter is anorexic.

  23. ri

    Every time I see a picture of this asshole I feel bad for DJ Jazzy Jeff.

  24. Swearin

    Know how in those 80′s movies there’s always the ascot-wearing preppy douchebag who makes fun of the minorities and the poor? I think this photo we’ve come a long way.

  25. They look fucking ridiculous.

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