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“And it’s douchebag by a nose.”
You could put a reel on that thing and fish with it.
Turd alert, turd alert!
Yeah?
In a minute, he’s going to sit astride Sarah Jessica Parker and OWN those other nags.
Seriously, I thought this guy couldn’t get any douchier.
Ashton Doucher…
While I agree this guy is a douche, this is outfit actually isn’t that douchey. The hat is about 3 sizes too small, but everything else is pretty cool. His mom dressed him well this time.
Everything below the neck is kind of okay. But everything above the neck—the hat, the shades, the unkempt hair, even that beard—is total douche. And that just douches up the rest of the ensemble as a result.
Tru dat, Tom. The technical term is Douche Echo.
TomFrank, so you’re saying you’re alright with that purple bowtie?
Kimmy: Eh. Not that I’d wear one myself.
It may have been a last minute thing, but I’m just glad to see he followed the time-honored tradition about the ladies having to wear hats.
so now asston is gonna start traveling through time to fuck up and embarrass and forever ruin countless other cultures and time periods with his legendary duche powers?
The problem isn’t the outfit (except from the neck up, like TomFrank said), but the fact that we know who it is who’s wearing the outfit. He’s such a monumental douche, and we know that’s not his style, and the whole thing is just disgusting. I don’t know what my point is; I just want to punch him in the ugly face. I never got why some girls are into him. When he’s clean-shaven he looks like a doofus and when he’s as above, well… We all know.
Well…let’s see how the ensemble looks on someone else.
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OMG MY HOTTIE
Why does he feel the need to dress to fit in? Remember his Texas outfit? Like, is this how he thinks people in the area dress? He sees a movie about Kentucky and suddenly he’s hitting the shops to ‘fit in’? I can’t wait to see his Alabama ensemble.
Paying someone to dress you like that is Decadent and Depraved
When in doubt about your sexuality, wear a purple bowtie.
Gustave Douche, or Von Douche, as he was officially known, woke up one morning and went for an extended walk…
do you bitches get why I sang “Fuck Ashton Kutcher” yet?? little ashie boy likes to play dress-up…sheeit
Why is it that no matter what this dude wears he always manages to make it look bad. Here is a putz with a bow tie.
He does realize that when he’s not “on set” he doesn’t have to dress in costume, doesn’t he?
Glad to see Farrell’s is still hiring.
How appropriate that he went as a horse’s ass.
Sorry Ashton, this is a race for horses, not jackasses.
people keep dying at the kentucky derby and its never
asston kutcher. -the fuck man!
PEANUTS! Get ya peanuts, right here!
Leave Bagger Vance alone, people.
Mayor McDouche
Well, everyone’s comments are so dead-on and hilarious, I hesitate to write in, but one thing not mentioned, is – can you imagine how much time this douche bag spends each day planning and coordinating his “outfits” for his image?? The fact that he’s now making 700k per episode of that crappy show, makes me sick. Thanks for letting me vent….
Let it all out… that’s what we’re here for.
so hot
“Hey, Broderick…which one are you married to?”
Damnit, is he playing the next Doctor Who?
Bite. Your. Tongue.
I thought that was Jack Black
I didn’t know Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride moved to Kentucky.
“May I push in your stool ?”
He’s trying to re-enact The Sting all by himself.