This next “Human Centipede” sequel looks even more disturbing.
there’s more vagina slipping in this picture than maria’s last photoshoot.
“If you won’t stick your finger up my butt, I will jump on it, HII-YAH!”
Oh so, EPIC!
What sound does a douche’s head make when it hits the bottom of the pool? Inquiring minds want to know.
It depends – is there water in the pool? If not, it’s sort of a crunch and splat at the same time. It’s also easier to clean up – no need to drain the pool first.
Hough demonstrating how high in the hair you have to jump to be physically able to crap out a show like “Dancing with the Stars”.
One uses a douche, the other…
Holy shit! Look at that woman’s body. I know the fruit isn’t looking at it…
It’s raining men!
Wow, I never thought I would see a human Mountain Dew commercial.
Apparently he roamed into the neighborhood and climbed a tree. Authorities tranquilized him and he fell out. A few days later, he was hit by a car.
Not enough people died on Cinco de Mayo.
God Damn, Maria Menunous. Too fucking sexy!
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Derek Hough and Maria Menounos at the poolside Bud Light Lime 'Lime-A-Rita' Cinco de Mayo party in Vegas. (May 5, 2012)