1. Raoul

    This next “Human Centipede” sequel looks even more disturbing.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    there’s more vagina slipping in this picture than maria’s last photoshoot.

  3. Deacon Jones

    “If you won’t stick your finger up my butt, I will jump on it, HII-YAH!”

  4. cc

    What sound does a douche’s head make when it hits the bottom of the pool? Inquiring minds want to know.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      It depends – is there water in the pool? If not, it’s sort of a crunch and splat at the same time. It’s also easier to clean up – no need to drain the pool first.

  5. Frank Burns

    Hough demonstrating how high in the hair you have to jump to be physically able to crap out a show like “Dancing with the Stars”.

  6. One uses a douche, the other…

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Holy shit! Look at that woman’s body. I know the fruit isn’t looking at it…

  8. It’s raining men!

  9. EricLr

    Wow, I never thought I would see a human Mountain Dew commercial.

  10. The Pope

    Apparently he roamed into the neighborhood and climbed a tree. Authorities tranquilized him and he fell out. A few days later, he was hit by a car.

  11. CK

    Not enough people died on Cinco de Mayo.

  12. God Damn, Maria Menunous. Too fucking sexy!

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