“I … I’m sorry, ma’am. Did you … did you just call me a ‘dirty hippy’?”
I hate close talkers.
He’s being held up because he contains way more than 3 fluid ounces of douche water.
“I was not always as you see me now. Can you spare a dollar?”
“You pull any of that barroom shit with me boy and I’ll kick your ass from here to Poughkeepsie.”
“Yes, I do intend to change my shoes mid-way thru the flight. Mr. Rogers style.”
Bitch, you wanna go?!
come at me bro! see what happens when you come at me!
“Are you going to take off your shoes for security or Dame Judy Dench going to have to stab a bitch with her pen?”
“Hipster douchebag seating is to the left, sir.”
Excuse me but if you don’t mind my asking…do I look at all familiar to you?
I was about to say he looked less douchey than normal, then I scrolled down and saw the skinny jeans,
“I said, I want my six dollars back for that Indiana Jones horse-hockey.”
In which he suddenly realizes the answer to “douchebag says what” is indeed, “what.”
“you look like a young gerard butler”
“that wasn’t a compliment”
$100 says there are human remains in that backpack.
Could be 5 heads
Who you calling gaylord? I’m 23-0 against septuagenarians!
Oh, that Judi Dench is such a prankster. She got Shia with the “sphincter says what” joke…again.
Oh, so you’re saying a viewing of my film “Holes” will get Carol Ann out of the netherworld?
Sphincter says what?
Is that M from the Bond movies?
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