How sweet that their wedding colors were Mountain Dew and Home Depot.
“You can Dew it, we can help.”
Nothing says ‘romance’ like swigging Mason jar goblets of each other’s pee.
Nothing like some moose piss to get a wedding off the ground.
They finally figured out that time machine thing, huh? How else can you have a picture of Jessica Simpson from 6 months in the future?
Don’t you be ranking on Jessica Simpson. She’s taking good care of herself this time.
hhhmmmm. That exposed, hairy arm looks delicious, but I’m kinda full. F it!
Don’t do it Mommy . . .
Is that… is that a WAIST?
A sure cure for gout: Swapping urine specimens and drinking each other’s uric acid deposits.
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