1. How sweet that their wedding colors were Mountain Dew and Home Depot.

  2. Nothing says ‘romance’ like swigging Mason jar goblets of each other’s pee.

  3. Nothing like some moose piss to get a wedding off the ground.

  4. awkward turtle

    They finally figured out that time machine thing, huh? How else can you have a picture of Jessica Simpson from 6 months in the future?

  5. awkward turtle

    hhhmmmm. That exposed, hairy arm looks delicious, but I’m kinda full. F it!

    Don’t do it Mommy . . .

  6. Is that… is that a WAIST?

  7. A sure cure for gout: Swapping urine specimens and drinking each other’s uric acid deposits.

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