superficial

  1. Even the Skarsgard needs to recharge every now and then. Wait your turn, lady.

  2. I thought that whole “bun in the oven” thing was just a metaphor.

  3. “Alexander, when I asked you to do it with your mouth, I didn’t mean you should eat an apple!”

  4. “You know, I wanted some too!”
    “Skarsgard hears you. Skarsgard don’t care!”

  5. “Watch this – I’ll just slowly put it in my mouth, and every gay guy in a three block radius will faint dead away.”

  6. Pretty sure that apple just had an orgasm.

Leave A Comment