superficial

  1. JPC

    Pretty sure it’s not the first time he’s been poked in the face with a rod.

  2. “Always remember, son, your mom and I buy you movies to star in so you don’t have to go through what we did. Always remember.”

  3. Beer Baron

    I dub thee, Sir Homo.

  4. Jaden has a long future of kneeling in front of men with things hitting him in the face ahead of him.

  5. Keno

    As with most things, the Smiths added too much pageantry to the game “got your nose”.

  6. “ok, now take a good deep whiff and open your eyes. Surprise, it’s your mom’s dildo!”

  7. “You’re gonna have to learn some time or other. Now open your goddamned mouth and start sucking.”

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