1. Hey, she has one of those Disneyland balloons in her shirt.

  2. And THAT is why you never MARRY a Playboy centerfold.

    • She was never a centerfold, she was a chick hired to stand around in body paint for Hefner’s birthday party, and he invited her to move in and bounce off his old shriveled cock for a regular paycheck. You know, kind of exactly like a prostitute.

  3. My comment about Shauna Sand applies here too.

  4. Look, ma. No lips!

  5. Men marry hot chicks hoping they’ll never change. Hot chicks marry men so they don’t have to be hot any more.

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