Shauna Sand in Malibu. (May 3, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I almost didn’t recognize her without her 8 inch clear plastic stripper shoes.
The photo makes me think of her as a largemouth bass carefully accessorized with lipstick, implants, tattoos, spray tan and a sex tape.
Ummmmm … gross.
I had heard that the fish in the Pacific Ocean were irradiated, but goddamn.
Hell Yeah…right up to the point where the neck ends.
I enjoy her sex tape regularly.
Having seen her sex tape personally, I’m calling you out on that blatant lie. nobody, but nobody is enjoying that train wreck
Don’t underestimate me.
I sure as hell dont!
And I actually got off a couple times from it, mainly by staring at the dead look in her eyes as she’s getting plowed, lol
Photo is mislabeled, should read “Courtney Stodden at the beach”
She’s foul in every way.
The Worst Body Money Can Buy
I’m pretty sure this picture has been photoshopped, and not just because her boobs don’t have corners.
I thought you meant “coroners” at first, which still works.
Lorenzo Lamas, 2004: “Yeah, I fucked that.”
Lorenzo Lamas, 2014: “Um, no I didn’t.”
Thats why I hate the ocean; it’s full of crabs.
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