1. “Honey. I know you don’t want to see Aunt Chewie, but it’s only for a few minutes. Come on!”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    When informed by Maury that Scott Disick was indeed her father, Penelope was inconsolable.

  3. JimBB

    If I were that kid, I’d be crying too.

  4. “You are getting an Instagram account with Photoshop, and that’s FINAL!”

  5. Everyone puts on that face when they’re photographed with a Kardashian.

  6. Robb7

    That kid always has a diaper full of crap — never seen her smile!

  7. argleblargle

    I think Patton Oswalt is this kid’s real father.

  8. Kourtney is turning into Kim. Run Scott! Run you stupid useless bastard!

  9. I hear Kourtney is going to petition the court to have her daughter’s name changed to Kpenelope.

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