Oh look, it’s Arwen.
Leaving the Walgreen’s, wearing a suede suit. No big deal.
It’s suede? It really looks like bad 70s velvet.
My grandma had a chair that looked exactly like that.
The teeth didn’t scare you?
+1 to Mancuso
on a roll!
Hugh’s comment wins.
These two comments should go in The Most Important People as a set.
Tuck it baby…
Ironically, the shoes…just brown leather.
Is it a lateral move from J.T. to Prince?
she looks like an elf
Why does she have a mouth full of piano keys?
Wait…huh…is it 1974 AGAIN??? Cool – I can watch “Starsky & Hutch” tonight!
It’s the new look; Middle Earth meets the Symbol Formerly Known as Prince.
weird angle + weird shirt = jessica morissette
Putting on a brave face despite her recent diagnosis with Bruce Jenner disease.
She’s obviously wearing a rubber hand prosthesis.
“Ha! If you knew how many Smurfs it took to make this suit, you’d never stop vomiting!”
Is this a wax figure?
She looks like one of the Muppets from The Dark Crystal
I really want to know what movie needs a hot version of Elf Hilary Clinton?
The real winners here are we, the public. If she’s wearing the central costume, they can’t use it to make another Austin Powers movie.
I was going to say the same thing.
Holy crap she looks like that creepy monkey toy from Toy Story 3
What happened to her face? She used to be an attractive woman.
Dammit Jessica! What did we tell you about letting Mila Kunas do your hair and wardrobe.
If I could be a fabric, any fabric, I would want to be blue velour.
Just wondering why someone would photoshop Jessica’s head on to Mick Jagger’s body.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my latest creation… Jessica OctaHobbit!!!
That is one ugly human.
“Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you rrrrranndddyyy???”
Nope… not at all.
prince looked better in that suit
Is she auditioning for a Partridge Family remake?
That is the most frightening thing to happen to blue velvet since David Lynch.
Planet of the Apes?
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Jessica Biel in New York City. (May 23, 2011)