superficial

  1. Colin

    Oh look, it’s Arwen.

  2. It had to be said

    Leaving the Walgreen’s, wearing a suede suit. No big deal.

  3. Hugh Jass

    My grandma had a chair that looked exactly like that.

  4. whos rough daddy and what does he do?

    Tuck it baby…

  5. Ironically, the shoes…just brown leather.

  6. bethy

    Is it a lateral move from J.T. to Prince?

  7. truth be told

    she looks like an elf

  8. Cock Dr

    Why does she have a mouth full of piano keys?

  9. Crabby Old Guy

    Wait…huh…is it 1974 AGAIN??? Cool – I can watch “Starsky & Hutch” tonight!

  10. elaine benes

    It’s the new look; Middle Earth meets the Symbol Formerly Known as Prince.

  11. dinky

    weird angle + weird shirt = jessica morissette

  12. Tip Your Veal

    Putting on a brave face despite her recent diagnosis with Bruce Jenner disease.

  13. KNOBGOBBLER3

    She’s obviously wearing a rubber hand prosthesis.

  14. chainsawbuzzkill

    “Ha! If you knew how many Smurfs it took to make this suit, you’d never stop vomiting!”

  15. tlmck

    Is this a wax figure?

  16. She looks like one of the Muppets from The Dark Crystal

  17. KC

    I really want to know what movie needs a hot version of Elf Hilary Clinton?

  18. The real winners here are we, the public. If she’s wearing the central costume, they can’t use it to make another Austin Powers movie.

  19. MG

    Steven Tyler?

  20. Holy crap she looks like that creepy monkey toy from Toy Story 3

  21. Sin

    What happened to her face? She used to be an attractive woman.

  22. Josh

    Dammit Jessica! What did we tell you about letting Mila Kunas do your hair and wardrobe.

  23. If I could be a fabric, any fabric, I would want to be blue velour.

  24. Just wondering why someone would photoshop Jessica’s head on to Mick Jagger’s body.

  25. justuhbill

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my latest creation… Jessica OctaHobbit!!!

  26. Nik

    That is one ugly human.

  27. “Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you rrrrranndddyyy???”

    Nope… not at all.

  28. John

    prince looked better in that suit

  29. Alanis Morrisette?

  30. chupacabra

    GELFLING! GELFLING!!!!!

  31. Shorty80

    Is she auditioning for a Partridge Family remake?

  32. Jenny with a Y

    That is the most frightening thing to happen to blue velvet since David Lynch.

  33. Steelerchick

    Planet of the Apes?

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