superficial

  1. Sinewy, headful of hair, not an ounce of actual bacon on him… I wish I’d look like that at his age. Fuck, I wish I’d look like that at MY age.

  2. Thanks for bringing me back from the Courtney Love shot………….*mmmmbacon*

  3. baron of all media

    “Mmmmman…. Sean Penn’s banging Scarlett Johannsen?? Why in HELL did I bed down with Kyra fucking Sedgwick?!”

  4. MrsWrong

    Harry Potter in 60 years

  5. Your Gynecologist

    Jeff Conaway looks okay to me.

  6. his little mouth is still kinda hot

  7. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Bernie Madoff must have stolen his iron too.

  8. Ed

    Kevin Bacon better hope January Jones baby doesn’t look like a pig, or else the jig is up!

  9. DoUchEbaGelS

    The older this guy gets the more he looks like bacon.

  10. Well, looks like I’m going to have to put plans for my “Six Degrees of Weezer” board game on hold.

  11. Is he auditioning to be the 3rd Proclaimer

  12. vlad

    this is what going to the moon does to you

  13. Judging by how gaunt he looks, he is obviously holding out for a hero… sandwich.

  14. Hey! I know a guy who knows that guy!

  15. TyroneBiggums

    “I went from Footloose to Kneestiff.”

  16. Big_Mike

    Clay Aiken: The Post-Idol Days

  17. becca

    It just got 6 degrees hotter. in my panties.

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