Damn, bitch, put some underwear on!
Yeah, honey, I’m short, but IT is this long, know what I’m sayin?
I bet he gives the best piggyback rides.
At least those elevated sneakers add an inch or two…
Seriously, I smell fish and cumin.
She hits me about here without the heels.
Jeezus christ….he’s tiny. Dayum!
ewwwwwwwwwwwww…..and then some…*I had a nightmare last…… what the @&^$% is that here for*
Well the good thing is, women doesnt insist on the look at me in the eyes thing when your this size….
I bet this is the one time guys on here wished they were that small. Is it considered peeking when your only line of sight is upskirt?
…man, I don’t know how this guy gets up in the morning.
For him, it’s not that big a difference from being horizontal.
Don’t you just hate it when a midget falls out of your vag on the red carpet?
he keeps the matchbox cracked for easy in-n-out, and then uses one of the matches as a cane to support his weight as he gets on his feet at 8am. then he takes a bath in a tea cup, and dries himself off with a square of toilet paper. he proceeds to eat his breakfast: cockroach egg, scrambled, with a side of leaf, tall thimble of orange juice, and grain of sugar for dessert.
She needs a chair to jump up on before she shrieks.
Au contraire, baby. I think that you can’t resist ME.
Usually I’m in but I couldn’t bring myself to click on the NSFW pic of him nude. He has a tongue like a parrot so it pained me to think what his junk resembles.
At first glance I thought he was a baby in a suit. No lie.
He should be dancing in diapers to “Hooked on a Feeling”
Verne “THE DESTROYER” Troyer
Did he get his pinkie ring from a Barbie?
Her va-jay-jay is so wonderful, it actually brought her tampon to life.
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