Verne Troyer and Lindsey Vonn at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center 26th Sports Spectacular in Los Angeles. (May 22, 2011)
Damn, bitch, put some underwear on!
Yeah, honey, I’m short, but IT is this long, know what I’m sayin?
I bet he gives the best piggyback rides.
At least those elevated sneakers add an inch or two…
Seriously, I smell fish and cumin.
She hits me about here without the heels.
Jeezus christ….he’s tiny. Dayum!
ewwwwwwwwwwwww…..and then some…*I had a nightmare last…… what the @&^$% is that here for*
Well the good thing is, women doesnt insist on the look at me in the eyes thing when your this size….
I bet this is the one time guys on here wished they were that small. Is it considered peeking when your only line of sight is upskirt?
…man, I don’t know how this guy gets up in the morning.
For him, it’s not that big a difference from being horizontal.
Don’t you just hate it when a midget falls out of your vag on the red carpet?
he keeps the matchbox cracked for easy in-n-out, and then uses one of the matches as a cane to support his weight as he gets on his feet at 8am. then he takes a bath in a tea cup, and dries himself off with a square of toilet paper. he proceeds to eat his breakfast: cockroach egg, scrambled, with a side of leaf, tall thimble of orange juice, and grain of sugar for dessert.
She needs a chair to jump up on before she shrieks.
Au contraire, baby. I think that you can’t resist ME.
Usually I’m in but I couldn’t bring myself to click on the NSFW pic of him nude. He has a tongue like a parrot so it pained me to think what his junk resembles.
At first glance I thought he was a baby in a suit. No lie.
He should be dancing in diapers to “Hooked on a Feeling”
Verne “THE DESTROYER” Troyer
Did he get his pinkie ring from a Barbie?
Her va-jay-jay is so wonderful, it actually brought her tampon to life.
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