Damn, bitch, put some underwear on!
Yeah, honey, I’m short, but IT is this long, know what I’m sayin?
I bet he gives the best piggyback rides.
At least those elevated sneakers add an inch or two…
Seriously, I smell fish and cumin.
She hits me about here without the heels.
Jeezus christ….he’s tiny. Dayum!
ewwwwwwwwwwwww…..and then some…*I had a nightmare last…… what the @&^$% is that here for*
Well the good thing is, women doesnt insist on the look at me in the eyes thing when your this size….
I bet this is the one time guys on here wished they were that small. Is it considered peeking when your only line of sight is upskirt?
…man, I don’t know how this guy gets up in the morning.
For him, it’s not that big a difference from being horizontal.
Don’t you just hate it when a midget falls out of your vag on the red carpet?
he keeps the matchbox cracked for easy in-n-out, and then uses one of the matches as a cane to support his weight as he gets on his feet at 8am. then he takes a bath in a tea cup, and dries himself off with a square of toilet paper. he proceeds to eat his breakfast: cockroach egg, scrambled, with a side of leaf, tall thimble of orange juice, and grain of sugar for dessert.
She needs a chair to jump up on before she shrieks.
Au contraire, baby. I think that you can’t resist ME.
Usually I’m in but I couldn’t bring myself to click on the NSFW pic of him nude. He has a tongue like a parrot so it pained me to think what his junk resembles.
At first glance I thought he was a baby in a suit. No lie.
He should be dancing in diapers to “Hooked on a Feeling”
Verne “THE DESTROYER” Troyer
Did he get his pinkie ring from a Barbie?
Her va-jay-jay is so wonderful, it actually brought her tampon to life.
i lost my penis. has anyone seen my penis? its about 2 feet tall. likes blonds. talks funny. works with mike myers. is an alcoholic.
Bald, clean-shaven and in a slick pinstripe suit; I must say I approve. After all, it was about time for a change of style for the Travelocity Gnome.
“If my powerchair’ll fit up there, it’s on!”
Thought it was just a picture of her until I read the caption…then had to scroll down for a long time and then saw him…”oh, there he is”
I had never consciously considered the benefits of being a midget until just now.
Did that just fall out of her uterus?
He is looking for a ladder so he can tap that.
Being ostentatious to attract members… To attract the lad… To attract kneecaps.
I’d pay $100 to watch a one-on-one match between him and Dinklage.
When did Katie dye her hair blonde?
Didn’t see him at first, had to scroll down.
“I fucked a baybee!”
“I’ll just wait down here and catch the placenta.”
“I wonder if she would notice if I jumped right in there.”
“Whadya say to a little fuck?”
It’s funny that I had to scroll down to find him in this picture…
Lindsey, I think your clitoris just fell out.
He’s gonna have to go up on her.
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Verne Troyer and Lindsey Vonn at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center 26th Sports Spectacular in Los Angeles. (May 22, 2011)